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[RP Blog - The Office]

Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, former Cornell student, founder of an frisbee club, member of an acapella group, musician, dancer, singer and actor. If you are not impressed yet, you should see me sailing.
((=( *sendsyouhoneyandlemon, andstufftomakeyoufeelbetter* ))
I love ya. Get better.

Thank you! <3 I had a really horrible night, seeing ghosts and demons around my bed. ._.

  #ooc  

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  #ooc  
  #creed no  
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

°°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.· AU IDEAS ·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°°

creaturamirabili:

  • Zombie Apocalypse
  • Natural Disaster Apocalypse
  • War Apocalypse
  • Disease Pandemic [non-zombie]
  • Kidnapping Victims
  • Stranded
  • Experiment Subjects
  • Boarding School
  • College/University
  • Trailer Park/Hicks
  • Affluent/Rich As Balls
  • Adopted
  • Kiss With A Fist
  • Super Heroes
  • Panic Room
  • Terminal Illness
  • Mafia
  • Royalty
  • Arranged Marriage
  • Pen Pals/Online
  #super heroes sounds nice  

Put “Get up lazy!” in my ask box to see how my muse reacts to being rudely awakened.

fornicuslordofbondageandpain:

girlwholovesturtles:

chiani:

shining-magically:

clarasoswalds:

THIS GUY DOES A COVER OF LET IT GO IN THE VOICES OF DIFFERENT DISNEY/PIXAR CHARACTERS OH MY GOD 

Petition to have this man take over all of Jim Cummings’s roles should the torch ever need to be passed. Pete and Pooh were PERFECT.

I think I just witnessed perfection

I wish I could hug this mans voice.

This guy will be THE best dad!

  #this is awesome  

architectflores:

Well, you talked about buying a dildo, so…*she nodded, looking a little embarrassed* And by the way, I’m not cheating on you.

I did? *he grimaced, clenching teeth.* It must have been horrible. I never said… Oh God, I accused you of cheating on me? I’m so sorry. 

*the doctor came into the room holding some patient records*

"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I want to write a medieval fantasy for Sean Bean where he has a nice day and things go well."

renlybaratheawesome:

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