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[RP Blog - The Office]

Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, former Cornell student, founder of an frisbee club, member of an acapella group, musician, dancer, singer and actor. If you are not impressed yet, you should see me sailing.

"Someone take my credit card away from me."

  #evelyn    #mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp    #lol  
ϡ (Leslie)


parks-n-rec-dept:

Send me a ϡ for my muse’s reaction to you licking their ice cream while they are eating it.

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     It was horrific. In a fraction of a second, a precious section of her beloved ice cream was snatched away from her. She stood there in silence, sadly frowning at her cone, before turning her head to face the man who had robbed her of her joy. Her expression turned angry and she glared daggers at the culprit. “Ok that was SERIOUSLY not cool!”

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"I’m sorry. I thought it would be romantic.. And then, one day when we are married with children I’d be like, ‘Hey, kids, I’ll now tell you the story of how I met your mother.’ And that’s it! That’s the story of how I stole part of your ice cream and later your heart." He bit his lower lip. "It sounded better in my head."

  #parksnrecdept    #Heeey you're welcome!  
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Send me a ϡ for my muse’s reaction to you licking their ice cream while they are eating it.

"Argh, come on! seriously?"

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"Buy your own ice cream. I’m not your boyfriend, you know?"

  #itorturetoshowlove  

Send me a ϡ for my muse’s reaction to you licking their ice cream while they are eating it.

Evil!Andy & Evil!Maria | A Darker Path |

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

With the dress gone, the knife attached to her thigh was revealed. Where Andy’s blade skimmed her skin Maria shivered with anticipation. Her chest was rising and falling rapidly with anticipation and then Oh, oh that was new. 

There was discomfort that she revelled in as he pressed all the way in with hardly any prep, she was glad for the lubricated condom at least, it meant she wasn’t going to tear. The pressure was uncomfortable and then it was delicious. 

A cry left Maria’s throat when he started to go fast and hard and she had to bite down on her lip. It hurt, it burned and it was so delicious. So good, everything felt wonderful. Maria moved one of the hands bracing herself against the wall down between her legs. One of her fantasies was being taken advantage of by two men, forced into double penetration. Her own fingers slipped lower between her legs and she groaned loudly. The pleasure started to build rapidly, the rough pace, the burn, the pain, the hands hard on her hips. It all added to that sensation. 

Noticing that she was starting to touch herself, he put his hands on her wrists and guided ‘em to the wall. “Keep your hands where I can see them, young lady. You think I did not see the knife?” Andy whispered into her ear and licked her cheek with lust. “What are you? Some sort of vigilante?”

He pulled the clitoral hood up and started rubbing the head of her clits with the other hand. “I always found it interested that the female genitalia is so hidden, so mysterious. You really need to know what you’re doing to please a woman… Still, they’re all different.” He was saying, without stopping to masturbate her, crotch pounding on Maria’s ass as he fucked her from behind. The pleasure of that act was starting to take him to frenzy.

In full stasis, Andy grunted and clenched his teeth, uttering profanities as he throbbed inside her. He pulled his hard cock out of her and turned Maria toward him, kissing her deeply as he got rid of the condom. “Let’s finish this in my room.”

  #mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp    #nsfw  

pondishamy:

Amy chuckled as she watched Andy walk away.  Her eyes explored the desk to get a feel for it.  She turned on the computer monitor and examined all the buttons on the telephone.  Her finger pressed a button, unsure of what it did, and it promptly beeped very loudly.  ”Ooh!” she exclaimed. “So that’s what it does..”  She hoped she’d be able to get a hang of this stuff quick, because she sure didn’t understand it right then.

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Andy sat at his desk and lost twenty minutes watching a youtube video about how Lady Gaga had become one of the highest paid artists in the pop world. And another thirty minutes searching on the web her agent’s cellphone. When the clock struck five o’clock and his employees began to leave, Andy gave up and turned off the computer. When he saw Amy, his mind was so focused on the Lady Gaga thing that he did not even think before speaking. ”Hey, want a ride?”

  #pondishamy  

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

”Baby you’re so talented.”

"Thanks. I try to."

  #aw s2    #mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp  

Baby’s Holiday

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

”She’s still there and giving daddy giggles.” Maria grinned at him. ”Well she’s certianly not going to be going home empty handed from here.” Maria said twisting the map a little. ”Here let me take a picture.”

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”Oh really? You weren’t having sex with them were you?” Maria asked him wrinkling her nose. ”I like the tigers too but gorilla’s are my favourites so I want to make sure we stop by to see the big silverback.” 

Andy squatted in front of Evelyn and started talking in baby voice. “Awe you? Awe you giving daddy gifts, huh? Lil giggles to dada.” He smiled and turned to Maria, letting her take the picture.

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He stood up with a laugh. ”No. But they had large penises instead of trunks, so it was kind of erotic.” Andy replied with a withered smile. A couple who passed by, heard part of the conversation and frowned at them. “Gorilla, yes, I remember you have mentioned it when we were just starting dating.”

  #mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp    #yessss  

Baby’s Holiday

mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp:

”Well Evelyn seems to be enjoying it.” Maria replied holding up a map in front of her face, she twisted it trying to work out where they were and which way would be best to go. ”Can you even see through those balloons?” Maria asked letting out a laugh. 

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”Ok, if we go up here and left we’ll hit the tigers and the wolves. The Elephants are over to the right or we could go around in a big circle.” 

"What? Oh." He laughed when one of the balloons hit his face. "To be honest I’m just seeing the strollers wheels. She still there, right?" Andy joked, peering over the balloons. Evelyn looked up and gave his father a toothless grin from ear to ear.

"I vote for the Tigers. I had a very strange dream last night involving Elephants." He commented, pushing the stroller in the indicated direction.

  #awwwwwwww    #She warms my heart