|The Office RP blog|
Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Cornell most brilliant alumnus, member of an acapella group, musician, dancer, singer and actor. If you are not impressed yet, you should see me sailing.
“WHAT were you thinking ?!”
She was talking about your clothes,
but her tone made it seem like you
personally insulted her by existing.
He didn’t understand that question
but decided to answer it anyway,
”When? Just now? I was thinking, how shrill a female voice can be?”
”I’ll break something else if you’re not careful.” Maria grinned at him and pecked him back. Maria bit down on her lip and let out a giggle. ”I was hungry and apparently your babies like the taste of your cereal.” Maria replied holding him close for a minute before pulling back to look at him. ”So the dress, it was my I’ll take you to breakfast to make up for being greedy dress.” Maria grinned at him. ”What do you think?”
Andy opened his mouth in disbelieve. “Whoa, you can’t break your favorite toy, it’s against all the rules.” He nodded as he bit his lower lip to hide a smile. “They’re two right? We’ll never know who was guilty one. Bummer.” Andy joked as he watched her intently. “Sounds good. Are you going to push my wheelchair too? ‘cause I can no longer feel my legs.”
Maria walked towards him bunching the dress up in her fingers slowly and when his feet hit the floor she straddled his legs and wrapped her arms around his neck.
”Don’t think I’m going to crush you?” Maria grinned at him. ”I’m not fat.” Maria pouted at him. ”Not yet. Although I may have finished your cereal and I may have finished off the bread and we may have to go out for breakfast.” Maria replied sheepishly.
A long and muffled groan left his lips when she straddled him. “Did you hear that? I think you just broke my right femur.” He smiled tenderly and pecked on her pout. “What? you ate my cereal? Not cool, chubby. Not cool.” Andy said, just before lowering his head to sniff her neck. ”Ah— the sweet aroma of fresh fruit and cereal stolen, I could eat you.”
☞ Hodor ( Game of Thrones ) lol
send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.
"How dare you? She’s a nice lady. Can’t believe you just said that."
”Thick thighs? Big tushy? I know I’m pregnant but you’re gunna give me a complex you carry on like that. You sure you trust me in the kitchen? Don’t think I’l eat everything?” She asked moving away from the TV. ”What do you want for breakfast?”
"You, I want you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I mean, pork." Andy teased and threw the blanket aside, putting his feet off the bed. "I’m kidding my love, you’re not fat. Your thighs aren’t thick and your tushy isn’t big, you’re perfect. Pregnant or not you are always as beautiful as a supermodel."
”What do you mean thick thighs? Well now you might die. I was actually going more for Bond Girl. If you want me to be a night nurse I can do that too though.”
He laughed and shook his head. “Does the bond girl made me breakfast? If the answer is no, you better scurry your big tushy up to the kitchen before I die of starvation.”
”Do I look like a nurse? I suppose really I can be anything you want me too.”
"Hm Let me see it. Black dress, thick thighs … the angel of death? Oh god, I’m going to die, aren’t I?"