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Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Cornell most brilliant alumnus, member of an acapella group, musician, dancer, singer and actor. If you are not impressed yet, you should see me sailing.

number-one-crony:

"Holy crap, he’s enormous!”

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"Yeah— right? You can ride him into battle." Andy patted the dog’s head. "Go ahead, touch him."

  #numberonecrony  

number-one-crony

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"Yo Rollo, come here boy. I want to introduce you to someone." Andy whistled and the huge saint bernard waddled his way to the boy with his tail wagging.

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"—— woof.” Rollo barked, but in reality he meant, "—— sup?

  #numberonecrony  

open

recoveringrace:

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            “Well, I’d hate to make you feel bad
         for my sneezing around,”
            Grace smiled as he came closer.
   When Andy started unfastening her jacket
she leaned up to kiss him,
      their bodies pressed close.
         When she backed away
   there was a big wet spot on Andy’s front.
"Oops."
            She laughed.

             ”Uh-oh.” He laugued slightly.
     ”That’s alright. I was planning to take this off too.”
          remarked Andy, untying the knot of his tie
                 and letting it fall to the ground.
   The same landed right next to Grace’s jacket.
             ”Where’s your room?” he asked,
                  pressing his lips against her neck,
           kissing it and sucking it lustfully,
                     while his hands roamed her back.

  #recoveringrace  

completelyerratic:

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——————”

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"Do you need a ride home?"

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"Uh——— yes, please."

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"Question. You’ll fire me if I throw up in your car?"

  #completelyrerratic    #aw =\    #i'm fine  
  #Michael    #Mikey    #mariathecoffeeshopgirlrp  

a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

Child M!A • Open 1

birdsmonstersandsweets-ohmy:

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"Okay," Lucy giggled, her nose scrunching as she grinned.  She took the bowl from him and sat down at the table, "Thank you."

"You’re welcome." He replied, smiling at the girl. "Well, if you need me I’m gonna be right there, working on something  that probably is not worth it."

  #birdsmonstersandsweetsohmy  

Child M!A • Open 1

birdsmonstersandsweets-ohmy:

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"That sounds gross!" she laughed.  "Cookies and cream, please."

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"Right?" Andy agreed with a laugh. "Alright, cookies and cream then." He put two scoops of ice cream in a small bowl and handed it to the little girl. "Here it is. Don’t go freeze your brain."

  #birdsmonstersandsweetsohmy  

Child M!A • Open 1

birdsmonstersandsweets-ohmy:

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"Cookies and cream!"

"You sure? A little bird just told me that you really love lemon flavor."

  #birdsmonstersandsweetsohmy  

Child M!A • Open 1

birdsmonstersandsweets-ohmy:

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"Can someone get me some ice cream? I can’t reach anything."

"Sure! What kind of ice cream do you like?"

  #birdsmonstersandsweetsohmy